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The Consumption of Magic - T.J. Klune, Michael Lesley

“I’m not a twink.”
“Do you have any body hair that’s not on your head or dick?”
“No! What the hell—”
“Twink,” I said. “Trust me, I would know. I’ve been stuck as one for a long time. I’m hoping one day to become a bear. I feel like I’d be an awesome bear. Maybe even a leather one.”