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Bonfires - Amy Lane, Nick J. Russo

“Teenagers,” Anthony confirmed. “It’s terrible. I can’t even.”
Larx looked at him in the frosty night air of fall in the mountains, lips twitching. “Can’t even what?”
“That’s a complete sentence nowadays. It drives me fucking insane. I can’t even.” Anthony rolled his eyes and Larx doubled over laughing.