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A Destiny of Dragons  - By (author) TJ Klune, Michael Lesley

“Unicorns,” she growled. “Never has there been more useless creatures. Be gone with you, horse.”
“Uh-oh,” I said.
“Horse?” Gary snapped. “Horse? Oh, girl, you gone and done it now.
“It’s true,” Vadoma insisted. “You are a horse with a horn. Oops. Not even that, are you?”
“GAAAAAH!” Gary screamed.



Aaand that was the moment when I almost flew off the treadmill...!
Lesley's Gary voice is so spot on, lol