”Did you know pandas have one of the highest bite forces of any land animal? Zach was showing me some gruesome pictures of some dude’s leg in Beijing. He wanted to pet the panda, too, and then? Got totally mangled by a panda. His flesh was just gone. That big head the panda has? Those jaws just shredded the guy. His leg looked like some kind of Walking Dead zombie action, and...”
Jake hit Gabe in the shoulder. Hard. “Gross. Pandas are cute. Don’t ruin it."
Yeah, Gabe - don't ruin it :-)