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Destination, Wedding! - Xavier  Mayne

"What are you shopping for?"

She stopped in midstride and looked at him.

"Well, that's a guy question. People don't shop for things. 'To shop,' I'll have you know, is an intransitive verb. It requires no object. It is complete in itself."

"Oh, goody."

"If you aren't careful, you're going to have your gay card revoked with an attitude like that."