Virgil sat back under the force of Bryce's pronouncement. "Wow. I hadn't figured you for a gay rights activist."
"Oh heavens no, dear. Nothing like that. Activism far too often leads to tragic results, such as mug shots under fluorescent lighting. I simply prefer to assume everyone's gay, and if someone I meet turns out not to know it yet, I am happy to show him the error of his ways. That way, I don't limit people's natural potential."
"Natural potential for what?" Virgil asked.
"For getting blow jobs, silly," Bryce replied with a roll of his eyes. "Honestly, Nestor, he says he's gay, but I'm beginning to wonder."