Reading progress update: I've read 31%.

Slade - Kade Boehme

"Sounds like a hell of a vacation for you both. He's all repressed, rural homo. You're the lonely traveler.
This is the shit movies are made of."
"You're thinking gay porn, Krista."
"Even better."
"I'm hanging up now," Johnny said.
"Use protection!"
He hung up.